the mint. two hundred keypairs get ground until exactly five come out super, then all 200 are minted to the vault with their bytes on board. begins the moment 2.65 SOL lands. duration about 35 minutes. dress code: none, most attendees are wearing at most two items anyway.

the burn opens. 1,000,000 $toad64 in, one toad out, forever, until the vault is empty. the burn is the mint, the mint is the burn, the researcher in us calls it a fair launch and the degenerate in us calls it the best game in the pond.

lily pad sit in. we sit. that is the event. attendance is mandatory in spirit only.

rent exemption appreciation hour. every hour. the toads have paid their tomb and live forever, and that is worth appreciating hourly.